Wednesday, May 13, 2009

HOLY

Who the hell is this guy? And why he is talking to Jacob? And if it takes 5 seasons to get to this point, does that make it 35 dog seasons for me to catch up?

Friday, May 8, 2009

So:

What's the deal with Woodstock? 'Cause when I see birds, I just want to chase the hell out of them, not be BFFs with them. Not getting it: EXPLAIN.

Thursday, May 7, 2009

My Butt Would Be a Faucet


Not sure what the deal is with this stuff. There's alot of it at the apartment. Like, Costco amounts.

My Asian roommate can't get enough of the stuff. It looks kinda like UGH. Plus, apparently it rots my innards. And I need my innards for my bitches.

Saturday, May 2, 2009

Maybe I'm just being paranoid


But that kid has way cuter clothes than me. Sigh.