HOLY

Who the hell is this guy? And why he is talking to Jacob? And if it takes 5 seasons to get to this point, does that make it 35 dog seasons for me to catch up?

So:

What's the deal with Woodstock? 'Cause when I see birds, I just want to chase the hell out of them, not be BFFs with them. Not getting it: EXPLAIN.

My Butt Would Be a Faucet

Not sure what the deal is with this stuff. There's alot of it at the apartment. Like, Costco amounts.

My Asian roommate can't get enough of the stuff. It looks kinda like UGH. Plus, apparently it rots my innards. And I need my innards for my bitches.

Maybe I'm just being paranoid

But that kid has way cuter clothes than me. Sigh.

YO!

This shit is NOT FUNNY.

What's up with the girls?

Is it just me, or do all the girls dress like this? Keep in mind that I have poor eyesight. They all smell like a vintage clothing shop, too. Or like American Apparel. Just sayin'.

The older ones don't though. They all look like Jennifer Coolidge or like they're from Desperate Housewives.

Boy I could go for some cardboard tubes.

Yo, My Name is Bun.

This is how it is.
AND: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT NOISE?